Movie Reviews
Cell (2016) Review – It’s SO BAD!
World War Z (2013) Review – A Poor Zombie Film (With Brad Pitt)
Deadpool (2016) Review – Sweary Superman
Ghostbusters (2016) Review – Is This As Angry As I Can Get?
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Review – Actually Pretty Good
The Divide (2011) Review – An Apocalypse Gone Wrong
Power Rangers (2017) Review – The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Reboot
Beauty and the Beast (2017) – A Good Film But Don’t Trust It
Guest House Paradiso (1999) Review – A Piece Of Hilarity
Cult of Chucky (2017) Review – 30 Years On and Still Good
Titanic (1997) Review – A Proper Epic
Ordinary World (2016) Review Plus a Look At Green Day As a Whole
It Follows (2015) Review – Baffling and Boring
Cyberbully (2011) Review – If Being Awful Wasn’t Bad Enough…
The Last Light (2014) Review – Thriller/Drama But Not Horror?
The Skeleton Key (2005) Review – I’m Back
Rio Bravo (1959) Review – Hats, Horses and Hollow-points
Ocean’s Eleven (1960) Review – The One and Only
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971) Review – Pure Imagination
Resident Evil Vendetta (2017) Review – Hilarious and Stupid, Pure Resident Evil
Deadpool 2 VS Avengers: Infinity War – Which is Better?
Scream (1996) Review – The Ultimate Parody
Scream 2 (1997) Review – Not All Sequels Suck
Scream 3 (2000) Review – The End Of a Great Trilogy
Scream 4 (2011) + A Touch on the TV Series – They Couldn’t Leave It Alone
Halloween (2018) Review – The Night He Came Home For the Third Time
Reviewing a Christmas Classic – Home Alone (1990)
Postal (2007) Review – Great Game, Poor Film
Idiocracy (2006) Review – The Smartest Film in the World
Knowing (2009) Review – It Knows How to Defy Explanation
Dante’s Peak (1997) Review – James Bond and Sarah Connor VS Volcano
1922 (2017) Review – It’s Bad Because It’s Funny, Among Other Reasons
Constantine (2005) Review – Noir with Demons and Other Stuff
Final Destination (2000) Review – It’s Good and No One Saw It Coming
Final Destination 2 (2003) Review – It’s Not As Good… Everyone Saw That Coming
Final Destination 3 (2006) Review – The Bar Keeps Being Lowered
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019) Review – Is It a Cash-Grab?
The Dirties (2013) Review – Its Ideas Were Larger Than Its Budget
The Final Destination (2009) Review – A Complete Car Crash
Upgrade (2018) Review – Whatever It Is, It’s Good
Final Destination 5 (2011) Review – The Prequel Sequel
Threads (1984) Review – Why?… Just… Why?
Hollow Man (2000) Review – Why It’s Actually Good
Gremlins (1984) Review – They’re Here… And They’re Hungry
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) – Same Sh*t, Different City
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) Review – A Christmas Film
Black Christmas (1974) Review – A Scary Christmas Present
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) Review – Good Film, Crap Title
Head Count (2019) Review – A Weird One
Wounds (2019) Review – Seriously Underwhelming
Child’s Play (2019) Review – It’s Not Better than the Original
Split (2016) Review – M. Night Pulled It Back… Briefly
Joker (2019) Review – This Deserves Best Picture
Hidden (2015) Review – Generic Until the End
American Psycho (2000) Review – Dude… Chill
Equilibrium (2002) Review – 33 on Metacritic… 😏
Basic Instinct (1992) Review – Does It Live Up to Its Reputation?
Arrival (2016) Review – Digging to Be Deep
Friday the 13th (1980) Review – Halloween 2.0
The Foreigner (2017) Review – Jackie Chan Does Some Acting
Contagion (2011) Review – Not That Contagious
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Review – A Complete Nightmare
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Review – A Blast from the Past
Hangar 10 (2014) Review – ‘Blair Witch’ With Aliens
Miracle Mile (1988) Review – Romance and an Apocalypse
The Descent (2005) Review – Female ‘Dog Soldiers’
The Punisher (2004) Review – A Superhero Film with No Superheroes
The Truman Show (1998) Review – Not What I Was Expecting
1408 (2007) Review – The ‘Silent Hill’ of Hotel Rooms
Identity (2003) Review – An Identity in Itself
Phone Booth (2002) Review – Massively Underrated
Sinister (2012) Review – Blumhouse at Its Most Predictable
Cop Car (2015) Review – $5 Million on What?
The Cabin in the Woods Review (2011) – Another Fresh Spin?
Tower Block (2012) Review – In My Sights
The Ones Below (2015) Review – A Cool British Thriller
Freddy VS Jason (2003) Review – Was It Worth It?
Cult Series
Reviewing a Cult Classic – Re-animator (1985)
Reviewing a Cult Trilogy – The Hatchet Series – Friday The 13th 2.0
Reviewing a Cult Film That Turned Into a Kick Ass Franchise – Terminator (1984)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween (1978)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween II (1981)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween III (1982)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween IV – The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween V – The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween VI – The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween (2007)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Halloween II (2009)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Child’s Play (1988)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Child’s Play 2 (1990)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Child’s Play 3 (1991)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Bride of Chucky (1998)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Seed of Chucky (2004)
Reviewing a Cult Franchise – Curse of Chucky (2013) + TV Show and Remake News
Reviewing ‘The Jim Carrey 3’ – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Reviewing ‘The Jim Carrey 3’ – The Mask (1994)
Reviewing ‘The Jim Carrey 3’ – Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Reviewing and Analysis of a Cult Classic – Fatal Attraction (1987)
Reviewing a Cult Classic – The Craft (1996)
Reviewing a Cult Classic – The Faculty (1998)
Reviewing a Cult Classic and a True Masterpiece – The Crow (1994)
Reviewing a Cult Classic – Death Becomes Her (1992)
Reviewing a Cult Classic – Evil Dead II (1987)
TV Reviews
BBC’s Sherlock Series 1: Recap and Review
BBC’s Sherlock Series 2: Recap and Review
BBC’s Sherlock Series 3: Recap and Review
BBC’s Sherlock Series 4 Episode 1: The Six Thatchers Recap and Review
BBC’s Sherlock Series 4 Episode 2: The Lying Detective Recap and Review
BBC’s Sherlock Series 4 Episode 3: The Final Problem Recap and Review
Kenny VS Spenny – A Show Like No Other
Santa Clarita Diet – Season 1 Review
Broadchurch Series 3 Review: That Was Not Worth It.
Midnight, Texas S01E01 Review – Pilot
Midnight, Texas S01E02 Review – Bad Moon Rising
Midnight, Texas S01E03 Review – Lemuel Unchained
Midnight, Texas S01E04 Review – Sexy Beast
Midnight, Texas S01E05 Review – Unearthed
Midnight, Texas S01E06 Review – Blinded By The Light
Midnight, Texas S01E07 Review – Angel Heart
Midnight, Texas S01E08 Review – Last Temptation Of Midnight
Midnight, Texas S01E09 Review – Riders on the Storm
Midnight, Texas S01E10 Review – The Virgin Sacrifice
Lucifer Season 1 – Season 3 Episode 10 Review – So Good It’s Almost a Sin
Lucifer S03E11 Review – City of Angels?
Lucifer S03E12 Review – All About Her
Lucifer S03E13 Review – Til Death Do Us Part
Lucifer S03E14 Review – My Brothers Keeper
Lucifer S03E15 Review – High School Poppycock
Lucifer S03E16 Review – Infernal Guinea Pig
Lucifer S03E17 Review – Let Pinhead Sing!
Lucifer S03E18 Review – The Last Heartbreak
Lucifer S03E19 Review – Orange Is The New Maze
Lucifer S03E20 Review – The Angel of San Bernardino
Lucifer S03E21 Review – Anything Pierce Can Do, I Can Do Better
Lucifer S03E22 Review – All Hands on Decker
Lucifer S03E23 Review – Quintessential Decker
Lucifer S03E24 Review – A Devil of My Word
Lucifer S03E25 Review – Boo Normal
Lucifer S03E26 Review – Once Upon a Time
Salvation Season 1 Brief Recap and Review – Watch It and That’s and Order
Salvation S02E01 Review – Fallout
Salvation S02E02 Review – Détente
Salvation S02E03 Review – Crimes and Punishment
Salvation S02E04 Review – Indivisible
Salvation S02E05 Review – White House Down
Salvation S02E06 Review – Let the Chips Fall
Salvation S02E07 Review – The Madness of King Tanz
Salvation S02E08 Review – Abre Sus Obre
Salvation S02E09 Review – The Manchurian Candidate
Salvation S02E10 Review – Prisoners
Salvation S02E11 Review – Celebration Day
Salvation S02E12 Review – Hail Marry or Hail Mary
Salvation S02E13 Review – Get Ready
The Strain Season 1 Review – Horror TV But It’s Good
The Strain Season 2 Review – A Change of Pace
The Strain Season 3 Review – Definitely My Favourite
The Orville Season 1 Review – Comedy Star Trek
Startup Season 1 Review – Starting a Business Has Never Been So Interesting
Startup Season 2 Review – Same Interest, Different Company
Startup Season 3 Review – ‘Inevitable’ Really is the Word
Who Is America? Season 1 Review – It’s Just Brilliant
Man’s Work Review Series 1 – Not Enough People Know!
Chernobyl Episode 1 Review – 1:23:45
Chernobyl Episode 2 Review – Please Remain Calm
Chernobyl Episode 3 Review – Open Wide, O Earth
Chernobyl Episode 4 Review – The Happiness of All Mankind
Chernobyl Episode 5 Review – Vichnaya Pamyat
Beyblade Season 1 Review – I Love It. I’m Not Ashamed
Prodigal Son S01E01 Review – Pilot
Prodigal Son S01E02 Review – Annihilator
Prodigal Son S01E03 Review – Fear Response
Prodigal Son S01E04 Review – Designer Complicity
Prodigal Son S01E05 Review – The Trip
Prodigal Son S01E06 Review – The Surgeon
Prodigal Son S01E07 Review – Q&A
Prodigal Son S01E08 Review – Family Friend
Prodigal Son S01E09 Review – Pied-A-Terre
Prodigal Son S01E10 Review – Silent Night
Prodigal Son S01E11 Review – Alone Time
Prodigal Son S01E12 Review – Internal Affairs
Prodigal Son S01E13 Review – Wait and Hope
Prodigal Son S01E14 Review – Eye of the Needle
Prodigal Son S01E15 Review – Death’s Door
Prodigal Son S01E16 Review – The Job
Prodigal Son S01E17 Review – Stranger Beside You
Prodigal Son S01E18 Review – Scheherazade
Prodigal Son S01E19 Review – The Professionals
Prodigal Son S01E20 Review – Like Father…
Torchwood Series 1 – 4 Review – This Show Was Really Funny
Murphy’s Law Series 1-5 Review – Undercover Gem
Articles
Article: My Problem With Remakes
Article: Resident Evil: How Could This Possibly End?
Article: X-Factor – Show It Still Be On Television?
Article: Robocop (1987) VS Robocop (2014)
Article: A Remake of The Crow?… Absolutely Not
Article: Family Guy – Where Did It Go Wrong?
Article: Ghostwatch (1992) – The Most Controversial Program Ever?
Article – Reviewing My Favourite Dieting Shows
My New Book, ‘Patient 187’, Is Now Available For Purchase
Article: Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares UK VS US – Which is Better?
My Thoughts on the ‘Life After Pi’ Documentary
Paranormal Activity VS the Rest of the Series
Game Reviews
inFAMOUS Game Review – This Game Deserves a Remaster
inFAMOUS 2 Game Review – I Made My Point But I Love It So Much
inFAMOUS: Second Son Game Review – It’s Not Bad, But It’s Not Great
Fallout 3 Game Review – THIS Game Deserves a Reboot
Fallout: New Vegas Game Review – It Might Be Better Than Fallout 3
Fallout 4 Game Review – I’m Sorry, It’s Not as Good
Life is Strange Game Review – What Was All That About?
Grand Theft Auto Franchise Review – A Story of Controversy
Resident Evil 4 Game Review – The Best One + Gameplay Tips
Half-Life (1998) Review – The Classic
Half-Life 2 + Ep 1 & Ep 2 (2004 – 2007) Game Review – Unfinished Genius
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